Just a Set of Random Haikus

A statue of wax

I swear I just saw it move

Help me I am scared.

Bathe in the sunlight

The glory of the morning

Today's a new day.

As you lie there still

What will be your final thought

Will it be of me?

Good grades would be nice

But I wanna have fun too

I choose to have both.

The last man on Earth

He sits calmly in his house

The door goes knock knock.

Will this haiku rhyme

The chances are pretty slim

Well I guess it won't.

When I'm next to her

My heart starts to beat real fast

Suggested action?

I chew my gum. Why

I have to distract myself

From the teacher's sandwich

A pet's death shows that

All good things come to an end

They're in heaven now.

So I like this girl

But she likes somebody else

Might as well be friends.