Poem 5
Braces ruin everything
They take away your favorite candy
They take away an hour of your time each day by flossing
They give you physical mouth pain
They give you more insecurities
They take away your grammar skills
They take away your ability to brainstorm Gucci poems because you're too busy trying to make the pain hurt less
That sounds awfully familiar
Dear god
That sounds much too familiar
Just stroll calmly through the craze like you did last time
And you'll come out just right
With that almost perfect smile
After this is over
Remember to floss