So Someone Told Me to Send These to You

I have two rib eyes,

One burnt, one frozen solid,

Which one should I eat

I've heard this before,

They might be plagiarising,

Go and check the 'net

Shower thoughts are odd,

Some could solve the world's problems,

And yet we forget

The Regular Show,

It was a jolly good show,

I wish Pops survived

She was nice to you,

You tried to ignore her smile,

Now you are a NEET

Fart jokes are not cool,

So you have to hold them in,

Just like a real one

I am the 15th,

I'm also 15 years old,

I like this number

Ruby is awesome,

She has a really sharp scythe,

It's also a gun

A bag of chips,

Contents so crunchy and fried,

Can I have a few

Neil deGrasse Tyson,

The pig of Gravity Falls,

He has a cool voice